your eyes vacant and stained
this is also my new friend 👶 hello elliot it was nice to meet you, and to see hayley again today



Feeling down? here have some bouncy goats

kids these days

you did not
i think my super sparkly silver vans need to be allowed out soon they will look so cute in the sun

brain splurge to the dames turned into everyone gushing about how happy they are to have each other so i am happy 

  • me: i've watched too much young dracula and turned into a vampire
  • scott: drawbacks: no more creme eggs, as vampires don't eat. also, Fearless Vampire Killers.

missing out on drinking myself into oblivion for 3 days straight but at least i’m at less of a risk of killing myself over it